A bit of Biblical Humor — Famous Last Words

TOP 7 FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF BIBLE CHARACTERS

7. The people of Jericho before the walls came a tumblin’ down: “My mother plays better trumpet than that.”

6. Balaam’s talking donkey: “I dedicate my body to science and my jawbone to Samson.”

5. Ananias and Sapphira after holding back money from God: “The Lord helps those who help themselves.”

4. Goliath: “Ouch!”

3. John the Baptist: “This queen is a pain in the neck!”

2. Thomas, after being informed that he was dying: “I doubt it!”

1. Solomon, to his 700th wife: “You’re the only woman I’ve ever really loved.”

(thanks to Jim Morgan, COL, for the laugh)

p.s. — what do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name!

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