THIS
is
the
cat
–
That caught the rat
That joined the mouse
Brought out of the rain
And laid in the hall
(Both dead)
That woke me up at 4:30 a.m.
Meowing to announce his prowess
and Scared me to pieces –
All in the house that Laura built!
THIS
is
the
cat
–
That caught the rat
That joined the mouse
Brought out of the rain
And laid in the hall
(Both dead)
That woke me up at 4:30 a.m.
Meowing to announce his prowess
and Scared me to pieces –
All in the house that Laura built!
Laura Lowder - One Woman's Thoughts 
I ran over my cats trophies with the lawnmower by mistake. Still cant get the stains out of my sneakers.